I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
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It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
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I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
Next think I knew I was pretty much using his penis as a microphone... No more playing Eminem during hookups
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
You're having marijuana delivered to you. You're buying drugs and you aren't even leaving the house. I'm sure he'll be surprised if you're NOT wearing a bathrobe.
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