I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
Until he has ordered mozzarella sticks & beers at 2pm while wearing formal attire, then this is still my bar.
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two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
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Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
Is it too early to get staydrunk at 1pm on Friday for Monday's St Patty's day
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
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