Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
Kareoke will never be a sober sport
I showed him my bush... on skype.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
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Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
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First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
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