I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
you were asking all the dicks on chatroulette if they had daddy issues
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
He brought me a bottle of Jack, got me off 3 times, & then left. This is the best fakelationship ever!
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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