she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
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