Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
People don't believe me when I say the bruises are from work. They just smile and say "right." Trust me, I WISH my sex life was that exciting.
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