I think i sorta joined a cult last night
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Nothing like puking into an empty cooler at a red light on the way to get plan b.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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