The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
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