You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
third nipple confirmed
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
If you got me high enough to laugh at a ceiling fan until I shat my pants you should at least have the decency to buy me another pair
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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