I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
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was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
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I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
How do you tell a vegan you want him to stuff you like a turkey?
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
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