Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
Can you fuck me on the kitchen counter at some point? I'll lysol it after
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Getting dressed and listening to the song Buffalo Bill danced to in Silence of the Lambs. I'm a perfect psych major.
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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