Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
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I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
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Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
I have fence marks all over my body
Pretty sure by 1p, she had fucked all of my bodily fluids out of me. I'm now trying to replace them with bourbon so 2016 is turning out pretty good.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
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