i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
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