told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
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He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
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Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
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