I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
A cab driver remembered me by name, address, and ex fuck buddys nick name from a year ago. I mustve been one memorable shit show.
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
Thanks for convincing the hot dog guy to give me one for $1 after I drunkenly dropped the first one. I loved your reasoning "I know you mark that shit up! I work in retail!"
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
Randomize
