i barfeds in our rink
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
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My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
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I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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