we have pet lesbian snakes
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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