She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
my roommate just caught me washing a dildo in the sink.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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