Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
i already hear my dad disowning me
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Casually blacked out last night and apparently told him he couldn't come back to bed until he got me Taco Bell.
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
not only did he puke in his mouth and hold it.. He also sneezed while doing this
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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