Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like hey, "you just spent $135k to go to a nobody law school to drive a mini van, be a dj, live in a smalllll ass apartment that smells like cats and your girlfriend fucks other guys."
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
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