So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I kind of wish I was already fat. So I could eat all I want and not worry about getting fat. Cause I'd already be at that point.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
You said that you were drinking out of a pan, and then went on to apologise to 'Jesus and all the other guys' for drinking on a Sunday.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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