OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
can we get nightvision for the apartment?
Today at work while talking to my co-worker we both realized at the same time that last year I had a one night stand with his roommate and he was in the living room drinking coffee when I did the walk of shame. YAY.
This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Seriously just told the plant the cheese Pringles are mine.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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