Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
Randomize
