VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
I have never appreciated strippers so much. Ma'am, you are an artist
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
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