: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
My dad is complaining about how his computer keeps getting viruses. I don't have the heart to tell him he needs to stop downloading so much porn.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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