My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
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Have you ever made a sandwich from swedish fish and tortilla chips?
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
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first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
He came on my face and he was genuinely concerned about getting it in my hair. I'm marrying him.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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