After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
dear vagina, thank you for making it so goddamn hard to get pregnant. i love you.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
P.S, i don't recommend doing keg stands on top of vehicles.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Wake up, take the dog to the trails, puke in the woods. More days should start like this.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Well she started to strip and when she slung her hair at me, she painted my face with sweat. A LOT OF SWEAT. It was a weird boner.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
