if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
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