are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
It's taken me 5 years and 2 beers to finally realize that maybe he isn't the dude for me. Also, that picking your major should be done sober, lest you find your self an art major.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
Lol it's kinda hilarious. I left missing one glass... guage. I feel like Cinderella... but less classy.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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