...so i touched it.
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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