I want to walk on stilts...naked
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
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My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
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the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
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