dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
The annual Father's Day Wake and Bake has been canceled due to lack of hustle.
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
Did you pee in the oven last night??
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