girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
there should be a rule against ugly people hooking up.
yeah...but then what would the ugly people do? hook up with pretty people? yeahhh..don't see that happening in the near future. plus i'm not okay with that.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
the cop asked if i was drunk and i responded with "breathalize me, cap'n". incidentally, he was a captain and i blew a .13.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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