The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
she was trying to give me a handjob in biology class while we were learning about the penis.
We were drinking cognac with TAB. I felt like trailer park royalty.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
How did you get a free t-shirt at the strip club?
I was attacked by whores
You threw up on yourself again didn't you?
They were strong whores
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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