I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
There are Vine videos that have lasted longer than he did
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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