i jhust puked up my retainher.
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
it wasn't lemon gatorade
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
well in the interest of full disclosure I have been using a used kfc spork as a buttscratcher for a month
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I need to just embrace dildos and cats and call it a life.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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