fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Want to FaceTime and watch me finish this bagel?
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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