I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
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I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
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Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Mom just told me I need to start having sex.
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
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