If i come over, it means nothing
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
I just found out my favorite drunk show, Repo Men, is just reenactments. I can't express through words my disappointment.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Every single person in dollar tree stares at you if you are buying a pregnancy test and wearing a charlie brown costume. Just FYI.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
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