all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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