I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
I thought I hit my peak drinking in college. Just finished first day on Wall Street. College was nothing.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
we need to find a way to be drinking champagne 24/7
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I hope. Last year I got lost in New Orleans and some guy named Cookie walked me home while I cried.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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