Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
I woke up and he had cut my bangs and put makeup on me.
I don't care how good they make you look, you've got to stop sleeping with gay guys.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Dedicating my hangover to whoever the hell I hooked up with in the bathroom last night.
just kidding, dedicating it to the gods of mexican food. omnomnom
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
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