More tranny stories later!
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
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