I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
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There are so many things that would come back to haunt me if I ran for President someday.
like that video of you mad stoned vomiting in the bdubs parking lot after going to a pizza buffet screaming how you needed to make room for froyo
Wat
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
My backyard is filled with beer cans. You idiots turned our backyard into a redneck ball-pit
Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
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Next time I take edibles I'm getting chipotle to cater the event
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
Have you heard yourself have sex?
I'm not THAT loud...
My neighbors filed a noise complaint.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
Just found out my dad smokes weed too. Mom, grandma, all aunts and uncles, and now my dad too. It's like I'm genetically engineered to be a stoner.
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