I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
he fucked my hip out of place.
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Why is there a cash register on top of my car?
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
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