This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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