why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I woke up to the sound of him repeatedly tapping out SOS in Morse Code using his hard cock.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
