He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
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Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
Trying to take a shit right now to the beat of the fuckin drumcircle outside... It's not goin well
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
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He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
This is the nicest bathroom I've ever been drunk in. The urinal is gold.
He may not be good for my soul but he’s great for my vagina!
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