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every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
The cops just came to this party I'm at and ate all of our snacks
Dude just crushed our bbq lays and told us to quiet down
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Guys are like someone else's baby; i'll play with them but if responsibility is involved i'll hand them off.
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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