maybe all of them together would equal one normal sized dick.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
She tied me up with her honor cords...
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
The adults are the big ones right?
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