Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
the day after is always just damage control
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
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