So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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